it’s too late to rectify this situation… (x)
when you surprise a bitch in spanish
Darling, you should know.
Even when I hate you most,
I’ll still love you more.❞
Haiku on Extremities | connotativewords [ jl ] (via connotativewords)
- Vanni: Can you check if he's still ugly for me.
- Risel: Okay, hold on! Let me check..... Uhm, ya... still ugly.
If I get out of this room, the first thing I’ll do is come for you. I won’t leave you!
when i’m a doctor doing a surgery right before the person goes out under the anesthesia i’m going to say ‘ok pull up the wikihow article’
Imagine Dragons were pretty popular this year. I guess you could say they were radio active.
This girl that was writing everyones grades wrote 47 for my final grade but the teacher thought it was a 97
And thats the story of how i passed Chemistry
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
foreign languages are all fun and games UNTIL IT COMES TO IRREGULARS AND CONJUGATION
*looks at a nearby mosquito* *whispers softly* don’t