humorking:

“wanna hang out? when are you free?”

i’m never free, $50 per hang out

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ghost-anus:

why didn’t you reblog my post? likezoned again

teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 


Srsly having major withdrawals. Bring me back to the happiest place on earth please 💔.


grumpiplier:

grumpiplier:

NO

THAT’S IT

YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR


"Good Looking Parents Sing Disney’s Frozen (Love Is an Open Door)"

So I think my wife and I enjoy Disney’s Frozen soundtrack more than our daughter, but I’ll let you all be the judge of that.

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