kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new ‘gang’ way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone. 

I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.

(Source: bliss07)

i am not a game, thank u. #bye 

oknope:

i will not be impressed at technology until i can download food and clothes and money from the internet

tvspecial:

*hits on you* *actually hits you*

(Source: whiteboyfriend)

50kwatch:

u know what the worst thing about being a girl is… is when another girl asks u for a hair tie, but its ur last one, but u can’t say u don’t have one because she knows its on ur wrist, so u give it to her, and then she says “oh i’ll give it back!” knowing damn well she won’t, and u sit there sad because now you have to go buy another pack of hair ties that u know ur gonna lose by the end of the month

(Source: kev1ndurant)

buttlicked:

PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment 

(Source: buttlicked)

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

zanetehaiden:

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

(Source: zanetheaiden)

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vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

Was that Beast? …I don’t think so.. He would’ve said hi to me, right?!
Vanni Layne (omg, desperado already)