when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget
shawty got low low low low low low low (self esteem)
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
Sometimes I ask myself —
Who’s speaking this speech? I love my parents but sometimes I feel like they’re the one speaking “omg, how come you not thanking this one that one this one?” Like srsly, it’s a speech for my class not MY life. Get with the program.
They’re making me change the whole thing. omffffg. I want to cry.